Miss Mary Mack, all dressed in black, with silver buttons all down her back.
She cannot read, she cannot write, but she can smoke her daddy’s pipe.
She asked her mother for fifty cents, to see the elephants jump over the fence.
They jumped so high they touched the sky, and they never came back till the Fourth of July.
Right? Did you think her a bit of an odd duck too? Childlike, yet not to be readily trusted.